We’re here to encourage healthy energy to help you all live long enough to watch your enemies fail! We encourage all gooners to live a lifestyle that allows you to be who you are and goon out from time to time. For the goons who want to be healthier without second-guessing whether your heart is trying to divorce your body or if it’s just the caffeine and sugar overload from those terrible energy drinks, Goon Energy is for you! Whether you’re a blue-collar worker busting your ass, an office drone stuck in endless meetings, a gamer livestreaming for your five friends, a Discord mod surviving on caffeine and gooning to e-girls and e-boys, or anyone else who just wants to have fun, be healthy, and not give a [Redacted], we’re here for you! Just grab a can, fuel the grind, and keep gooning! 

Goon Energy is packed with healthy ingredients that actually work. We’ve got potassium citrate and magnesium glycinate for muscle recovery, coconut water powder for hydration, and guarana extract for a clean, focused boost. B-vitamins support brain power, while vitamin E gives you antioxidants. Sweetened with monk fruit and allulose, you won’t get a sugar crash. Plus, we’ve got blueberry juice powder, hibiscus powder, and spirulina for flavor and a boost of superfood goodness. No junk, just the good stuff.

Goon Energy delivers clean, sustained energy thanks to guarana extract and coconut water powder. Guarana gives you a natural caffeine kick without the jitters, while coconut water keeps you hydrated and at peak performance. With potassium citrate and magnesium glycinate, your muscles stay fueled and cramp-free. B-vitamins like B6, B12, and B5 keep your brain sharp and focused. All of this adds up to energy that lasts without the crash—just pure, productive power to keep you going.