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The Goon Agenda

  • Mission Statement

    Goon Energy isn’t just a drink, it’s a movement! It’s about awakening your inner goon; the version of you that comes alive when it’s time to go all in. We’re here to fuel that energy! We want to help you push past exhaustion, doubt, and hesitation without the crashes and jitters. Whether you’re grinding through work, up all night gaming, or just need to stay on your game, Goon Energy will be there to ignite your inner goon.


  • What does it mean to be a goon?

    Being a goon is about embracing the unfiltered version of yourself, raw, unapologetic, and always ready to go all in. Being a goon is about living in the moment, not worrying about what others think, and pushing past the noise of doubt and fear. 

  • Who We Serve

    We’re here for the blue-collar workers, the night shifters, the morning people who are putting in the grind! The office warriors who need to survive endless meetings, and the gamers who are pushing through sleepless nights trying to hit that next level. We’re for the discord mods, late-night creators, and anyone who’s just trying to stay on their game. We’re here for those who need that extra push to go harder, to go longer, and to keep their energy in check without the crashes and jitters.


  • Energy

    Goon Energy delivers clean, sustained energy thanks to guarana extract and coconut water powder. Guarana gives you a natural caffeine kick without the jitters, while coconut water keeps you hydrated and at peak performance. With potassium citrate and magnesium glycinate, your muscles stay fueled and cramp-free. B-vitamins like B6, B12, and B5 keep your brain sharp and focused. All of this adds up to energy that lasts without the crash—just pure, productive power to keep you going.

  • Health

    Goon Energy is packed with healthy ingredients that actually work. We’ve got potassium citrate and magnesium glycinate for muscle recovery, coconut water powder for hydration, and guarana extract for a clean, focused boost. B-vitamins support brain power, while vitamin E gives you antioxidants. Sweetened with monk fruit and allulose, you won’t get a sugar crash. Plus, we’ve got blueberry juice powder, hibiscus powder, and spirulina for flavor and a boost of superfood goodness. No junk, just the good stuff.

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