THE GOON AGENDA

Goon Energy isn’t just a drink, it’s a movement! It’s about awakening your inner goon; the version of you that comes alive when it’s time to go all in. We’re here to fuel that energy! We want to help you push past exhaustion, doubt, and hesitation without the crashes and jitters. Whether you’re grinding through work, up all night gaming, or just need to stay on your game, Goon Energy will be there to ignite your inner goon.

What's in it?

Key Ingredients

Guarana – Hits like coffee’s cooler cousin.
Coconut Water – Keeps you wet where it counts.
Potassium + Magnesium – No cramps, no excuses!
Vitamin B6 / B12 / B5 – Brain stays on, even if you don’t.

Why GOON ENERGY?

No Crash – Our goal is to design a product that isn't just a quick sugar rush we want consistent energy.Clean Energy(but cool) – We aim to stay health conscious while being disguised as a bad idea.Fuel – For chaos, focus, and questionable decisions!You Are One Of Us - We want GOON Energy to be a for the people by the people type of drink. No huge corporate background, just a couple of people who want make the best energy drink and movement out there!

Contact us

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